Sam, Son of Jack™ – Legendary Scale Miniature
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Beskrivelse
Beskrivelse
A line of absurdly large miniatures, ideal for D&D characters with the following traits:
Race: Gnome
Alignment: Chaotic Badass
Class: Druid (he does love gardens)
Weapon of Choice: Wand of Ballistic Justice (often mistaken for a slightly modified Glock 19 – it’s not)
Special Feature:
This glorious figure features a classic drawstring on the back.
When pulled, the miniature comes to life with this powerful, emotionally charged battle quote:
"I am tired of these motherfucking dragons in this motherfucking dungeon"
Bonus:
Highly durable and weather resistant, you can display it in your garden when not playing with it!
Fulfillment: April 1st
Fulfillment: April 1st
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You Bought It, You Keep It
You Bought It, You Keep It
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